Wink at the obvious with this sly 8 oz black matte flask, engraved with "Definitely not a flask full of booze." Crafted from premium, food-grade stainless steel, this flask is 100% BPA-free, non-toxic, anti-corrosion, and rust-resistant—perfect for holding ahem totally innocent beverages like whiskey, vodka, bourbon, or gin, without any metallic taste or lingering odors. Laser-welded and air-pressure tested, its stainless steel cap locks in the contents with a 100% leak-proof seal—because spills aren’t part of the joke.
Small enough to stash in a pocket, this flask is ideal for sneaky sips on the go—whether you’re fishing, hunting, hiking, or just dodging prying eyes at the office. Durable and easy to clean, it’s a hilarious gift for a friend, coworker, dad, or anyone with a sense of humor. Perfect for birthdays, gag gifts, or that Secret Santa who loves a good laugh.
Get this engraved flask today—because it’s definitely not what they think it is!
