Give a nod to Dad’s patience with this 8 oz black matte flask, engraved with the brutally honest "Proud Father of a Few Dumbass Kids." Crafted from top-grade, food-grade stainless steel, this flask is 100% BPA-free, non-toxic, anti-corrosion, and rust-resistant—keeping his whiskey, vodka, bourbon, or rum strong enough to handle his crew, with no metallic taste or lingering smells. Laser-welded and air-pressure tested, the stainless steel cap locks in every drop with a 100% leak-proof seal—because he deserves no more messes.
Pocket-sized and perfect for fishing, hunting, hiking, or surviving family chaos, this flask is built for the dad who loves hard and laughs harder. Durable and easy to clean, it’s a hilarious gift for Father’s Day, birthdays, or the sarcastic dad, husband, or grandpa who wears his title with pride.
Cheers to the "Proud Father of a Few Dumbass Kids"—order this engraved flask now and let him sip with a smirk!
