Engraved Rock Coaster – "Your Lack of Planning Is Not My Emergency"

Make a bold statement with this engraved rock coaster featuring the unapologetically direct phrase:
"Your Lack of Planning Is Not My Emergency."

Crafted from durable natural stone and laser-engraved for a permanent finish, this 4x4-inch square coaster is perfect for desks, home offices, or anyone who’s tired of last-minute chaos. A practical and sarcastic gift for coworkers, managers, or anyone who values boundaries and dry humor.

🪨 Product Highlights:
• Size: 4x4 inches
• Material: Natural stone (texture and tone may vary)
• Deep laser engraving – no fading or peeling
• Includes protective feet to prevent slipping or scratching
• Great for office decor, workplace gifts, or just keeping your coffee table safe in style

Perfect for the no-nonsense personality who knows exactly where they stand.